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| Young Sheen playing Old Sheen |
Had to take a blog hiatus after my last entry was so horribly wrong. Damn dos Packers! Anyways things that have been taking place recently: Charlie Sheen has been hilarious by becoming the first person to be repeatedly accused of spousal abuse, abandoning his family (and causing his wife to relapse back briefly into addiction) to spend a binge in a hotel room with porn stars (Bree Olson is a good choice though) with a briefcase of cocaine (not an exaggeration, an actual amount) and still be out there holding all the power over whether or not we ever see Two and a Half Men again and fascinating America with his hilarious and zany antics. Go Sheen, you crazy fuck who can't currently see his kids because his wife just filed a temporary restraining order against claiming that he is currently insane.
And then! Mike Huckabee steps in and takes his image of the "lovable politician to your face, evil republican mastermind behind your back," and changes it to "obviously crazy politician to your face" by ripping on Natalie Portman for supposedly glamorizing out of marriage pregnancies. What a harlot! First off, everyone loves Natalie Portman, so Huckabee that is a bad stance to begin with. Second, what is your alternative for NP? Abort the baby instead? No Sex? That's insane talk, fool!
He also said a bunch of crazy stuff about Obama growing up in Kenya (not true) and how their involvement in the Mau Mau Rebellion would make him an Anti-British Imperialist. Lots o Crazy a brewing up in this story. Huckabee, you can lose as much weight as you want, but you can't lose the crazy.
This post is dedicated to BK, I'll come down to Champaign sometime before the end of the school year, we'll get drunk.
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