Bears!!!!

The Bears destroyed the Seahawks last nite. The only reason the game was even relatively close (35-24) was because the Seahawks scored a bunch of Garbage Time points in the fourth quarter when the game was beyond over. Next week, they play a more challenging foe, the Green Bay Packers. We shall prevail because no one thinks we shall prevail. Fuck the Packers!

Check out that Man 'Stache!!!!!

2010 in a Nutshell (From Jeremy's Perspective)

I'm gonna do a little synopsis of the year for me. Let's see if I can get this all straight.

• Started the New Year in a house with two chicks and seven guys. I was single at this point. I got ridiculed (like seriously ridiculed) for being the only cigarette smoker there, despite the fact that I was in a house full of stoners, but hey no judgment from me.
• Spent a weekend in Macomb with Matt and some homies, a trip created to foster the health of pot plants. NFL Monopoly and a new understanding of Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It was totally fun.
• Went to what was thought to be a Second Interview, turns out this meant I was going to spend the ENTIRE day walking from door to door asking if people knew that they now had the ability to get AT&T U-Verse, while I was wearing a suit and a jacket only in ten degree weather. This has now gone down as the worst day of my life. It made me sick for the next two weeks. This day was worse than the day I crashed my Monte Carlo, worse than when I crashed my dad's car, worse than the day my car would break down on 55 (later in this story), the fucking worst day of my life.
• Get two jobs on the same day: One as a delivery driver at Pizza Hut, one as a patient transporter at a Hospital. I still have those jobs. (Hangs his head in shame)
• Spent a month and a half period where I am working seventy hours a week. It was really hard and I was running all the time too, while also living in the basement of my mother's house. This is really the description of the months of February and most of March, until......
• I started dating a nineteen year old I was working with. This month was like from a movie, in that I cannot believe that this month of events actually happened in my life. It was all pretty crazy, and I was pretty complacent, until.........
• I broke up with the nineteen year old a month later (NOT a fun thing to have to do to someone) and started seeing Lisa again. GOOD DECISION
• Break the hours down at The Hut, only working like sixty five hours, things are pretty good, except that I hate living at home but have nowhere else to go at that point.
• Lisa gets a new job that will be starting in August, she does not know where she will be going until the last minute it turns out she will get some other job with the company, but stay in Chicago (a previously thought to be unattainable option)!!!
• She moves to Chi-Town, I move into Zoe's house. Things are awesome. Hours go down to sixty hours a week.
• This is the Sports Section of the Year Synopsis, this is how the sports I care about did this year: Worked during the Super Bowl (never again!!!!), Illini lose in the NIT (suck), Bulls lose in first round to Cavs (not too crazy to see happening), HAWKS WIN THE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP (I saw them win this shit at Paradise Bay with Lisa and Zoe, they gave us free champagne, that was some good times), Cubs fall apart and Lou Retires (Quade, you get a young team with a couple of Rays mixed in, also you are not expected to win immediately, this seems like the perfect chance to win a surprise World Series), Illini football wins the Texas Bowl (Take your victories where you can), Bears surprise everyone (Except me, I'm on the record, check the tapes, ask people, I predicted this success), Bulls start pretty good (Thanks to Thibs and that pimp Rose), and Illin bball looking pretty good ('cept against UIC)
• Ok where were we? Ok, Halloween I dressed up as the person that dies every year at Unofficial, costume was a great success, Lisa (Tony Perkis) passes out at her own party at 10. Me and Matt (Chilean Miner) drink til like two with the other party-goers.
• My car breaks down, my life falls apart. I get it back two and a half weeks later and then it squeaks, I bring it in four times, squeaking never stops. This car repair sums up the last two months of the year. Much pain.
• I go to see the Nutcracker with Lisa, it is awesome. The next morning on the way home, my engine basically goes capoutososofdnofdsnskj on 55. My life falls apart.
• Have a emotionally scarring day at work on CHRISTMAS. Worst christmas ever. Get lots of hoodies and Blu-rays though.
• Enter the New Year in a great relationship, two shitty jobs, no car (since retreived), and being the designated driver cuz I had to work on New Years day as well.

Well that was the year. Pretty much all over the place. One Crazy old year. See Ya in Hell, 2010!!!! Ahahahaha